Utopian realism / Pessimism of the intellect / Both pessimism of the intellect and optimism of the will / Optimism of the will
Being friends with me / Highly recommend I’m funny as fuck
4000 years later and we’re back to the same language
You saw me at Walmart and didn’t say hi / What I saw at Walmart
You have a disease caused by your lifestyle / Should I change my lifestyle / Not at all here is a pill
Why do you always close your room’s door what are you trying to hide / My introverted ass / Myself
Apparently if you can see a tree you’re left-brained and if you can see two people holding hands you’re right-brained/Okay but what if I see an ostrich higher than Snoop Dogg
Watching a movie with my bf but i hear him yawn and see him get eepy / He promised to stay awake
Us enjoying our dinner out after we just said we need to start cooking at home
Me and my friends separately / Me and my friends in a group together
One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down / It looks like this
Me and my 3 other personalities/Discussing my life plans at 3 am
Watching my friend switch into a completely different person while flirting at the bar
My flip-flops when they get wet / Squidward walking sound effect
Me am I uncontrollably sleepy or am I actually asleep / My brain trying its best / Yes definitely
Moms when looking for random stuff you cant find/Moms looking for their own phones
Mmorpg’s quests / Expectations / Reality
Me in a deep depression unable to do anything / Anxiety telling me if I don’t do anything I’m a piece of s
Me doing pointless stuff just to avoid social interaction with people
Amber Sparks / @ambernoelle / Me buys four thousand books / Me makes a delicious pot of coffee / Me sits in a comfy chair / Me cracks knuckles / Me opens a book / Me plcks up my phone
Me after oversharing something deep about my mental health but I instantly regret / It was a joke
Me after I scratch my ass
You mad babe / No / Let’s see a smile then
Every time you feel like the world is driving you crazy and there is nothing good left in it remember that in a billion years the sun will erase all the negativity you have experienced in your life leaving not a single bad ash behind