Smart guy in anime touches his glasses / His glasses
Plays happier thinking itll help me drown out sad thoughts / The music / The music video / Me riht now
Philosophy is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat / Metaphysics is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn’t there / Theology is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn’t there and shouting I’ve found it / Science is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat using a flashlight
Parents scream my name/Me What/Parents no response/Me WHAT/Parents still no response/Me
Psychiatrist nobody is useless it’s all in your head / Me
My reaction towards everything at this point
Me making the teacher talk about his life so we don’t have to work / The teacher / They love me
Me after telling someone I forgive them and then realizing later on that I’m actually still angry and there’s nothing I can do about it
Just some elephants nothing suspicious here
When you’re sleeping and your alarm didn’t ring yet but the amount of sleep you’re getting is suspicious
85 degrees in october how queer / Ive never seen such a thing / I guess we doing summer now
When you’ve been happy for more than a couple of days and life hasn’t hit you yet / That’s suspicious
Brushing the teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton / Skeleton will return next week with more disturbing facts
Among us be like:/I’m not acting suspicious/You’re acting suspicious
All my resources / Me playing a game / A single item I’m upgrading to max level
10 Reasons why I’m lazy / 1.
When everything is going wrong with your car but you don’t even care anymore
I cast / Wipe but never clean
When the prerendered cutscene / Cuts back to gameplay
When my brain keeps telling me I’m not good enough for someone / Why are you booing me / I’m you
When are you going to stop playing video games / Me at 70
Volume level 20 during dialogue / Volume level 20 during an action scene
Knightzoned / I accidentally made eye contact with a mall booth salesperson and barely escaped a 25 minute long skin care demonstration where she tried to trap me in a sale no less than 4 times / Knightzoned / The rules of engagement for mall kiosk owners and pokemon trainers are exactly the same