No one / Me thinking that someone is watching me from my phone or laptop camera
Lock to happiness / Key to happiness
My parents at age 25 / Let’s have another baby / Yes / Me at age 35 / I’m going to eat you in the car with my bare hands
I think my cat is actually a tiny man in a cat suit
Are ya winning son / No dad Im not winning I dont even play games anymore / I just sit here and scroll Facebook reddit Twitter endlessly I spent 3000 on this setup to make me happy and it didnt do anything at all / I thought the best processor and graphics card would give me everything I wanted but I was wrong / It looks cool but I dont feel any different than before / Theres no meaning to it Theres no meaning to anything anymore / I just sit here doing the same thing every day and every night / Im tired dad Im tired
Relatives Where’s your son / Mum He’s in his room playing video games / Relatives Tell him to come down / Mum / We only see him once a month when he comes for supplies
Can I see your DMs/Oh okay/Can I see your Notes app/Oh okay/Can I see your ChatGPT history
Parents aren’t home / Expectation has huge party / Reality brings laptop to the living room instead of hiding in my room
Me / Finding the definition for a word by just Googling it / Me / A movie with just that word as its title
Guys / I am starting to have a hard time telling the difference between AI and real art
7 Y/O Me finding $5 on the ground/23 Y/O Me finding $5 on the ground
When I try and fool around on the kid’s jungle gym
When you’ve finally gained muscle but now you gotta maintain it
When you look up the lyrics to a song and realize you’ve been singing nonsense for 6 months
When you hear a group of people talking near you and they start talking noticeably quieter
When you accidentally touch the bottom of the school desk / Iug was here
When someone pops up in your life / Making you all happy you be like / Who sent you
When im on a 1v1 situation / Teammates in voice chat / I have no idea what you want me to do
Venom
This was how Granma showed me how to sew in a straight nine.
The something bad is about to happen in a videogame starterpack / Suspicious lack of enemies / No way out / Lots of these / Quicksaving / Press shift to run if a horror game / Music is in this key / C melodic minor scale
Happiness / Maybe philosophy will improve my life / I learned so many things / Knowledge of philosophy / The dialectics will inevitably resolve / Help me
Did you know / The average human can travel upto 60 seconds into the future in just 1 minute
That guy who starts fights all the time starter pack / Chugs mayo / Lives here