Me lying to myself by saying I’ll get to school early tomorrow and make copies
Old lady sitting next to me / Me browsing reddit on a bus
Insta thot omg I lost like so many followers this is the worst day of my life / Me after losing my one reddit follower / Today I lost more than you could ever know
Me, a fat kid trying to lose weight / Goes to the gym / Me, still a fat kid but stronger
Kids in the row in front of you on a plane
Keep yourself safe in the workplace / Incorrect / Correct / Get someone else to do all your heavy lifting
I’m almost 30 years old and I have no idea what I’m doing / Wait until you’re 45 like me You’ll be 45 and you’ll still have no idea what the fuck you’re doing
How game developers think shotguns work / Lethal zone / You literally shoot confetti
Having the talk with your dog / Before company comes over
Human cuts lawn / Grass releases a smell to save itself / Humans / Joke’s on you I’m into that shit
Every pic of spider man is like
When someone’s ring tone is the same as your morning alarm
When you realize no matter how much muscle you gain you will always be as weak as the day they broke your heart
When you are at your first art exhibition
When the shampoo bottle falls in the shower and doesnt make any noise cuz it landed on your foot / I’ve won / But at what cost
Toothpaste never runs out / The force required to get it out of the tube just increases exponentially
Throws phone onto bed / Phone
Things I should be doing / So many / Things I am not currently doing / Any of that
Ever get really excited to finally have some time off but then just end up spending the entire day like this
Me scratches out a spelling mistake i made / The guy im tattooing
The 3-month intern about to diss the whole company operation during the end of term presentation
That quiet moment when you both wake up before the alarm and the world feels a little more peaceful than usual
When the lock on the outside of the bathroom door is red that means it’s occupied / Some people / I’ll ignore that
Me in the movie theater seat when someone is trying to pass by