How to draw a black cat easy / Step 1 make a shape / Step 2 add ears / Step 3 add 2 colored rings under ears / Step 4 add tail or paws optional / All done
Other movies / Light camera action / Batman movies / Rain fog camera action
Fuck zodiac signs where do you wipe your tears / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4
Dropping my toenail directly into the trash can below / This is brilliant / Sending it on a random trajectory utterly ignoring the laws of physics / But I like this
Burger in commercials / Burger irl
How I feel / Before taking a shit / After taking a shit
When you take the trash out at night and it’s lowkey majestic as fuck
When you ask your dog wtf they’re eating / They start chewing faster
Windows task manager not responding / Ironic he could save others from death but not himself
When you’re downloading something and it gives you a time estimate / 2 minutes / 30 seconds / 6 hours / 200 years / 5 seconds / Done
When you like a anti-hero because they look cool/When you like a anti-villain because they are telling the truth
9 year old me / Tiny stamp I found in my dads sock drawer
The broom when I’m done using it
When you punch the dash so hard your fuel and temp gauges start working again / Mekanik