When you purposely step on a leaf and it doesn’t crunch
When I see a stray animal / Well I’m going to be his mother now
When I shave after a long holiday
My mental health / What I show to avoid hospitalization
We don’t have enough money in the budget for anything beautiful so / Imagine art here
The resignation email in my drafts folder / Me
Wild west caravan stops for the night and builds a campfire / Sad cowboy
Sending you slow blink and purring healing powers in case you are having a rough day
Pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry / Less wrinkles / Yayyyyy organization / It is done / Cons / Right now you have to do it right fucking now nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage